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I think that if there is a God/gods/divine being/s that it is seriously hating on me. As I was having breakfast the pool guy came to the door and told me that he has found my dog dead by the pool pump shed. So after starting my day on a high I went to work, and while I was placing the cakes in the display cabinet I accidentally dropped this freshly made lemon lime tart into the fridge while placing it in. Then when I opened the fridge to grab a bottle of milk, 2 milkshake glasses came falling out and smashing all over the floor. So I was like FML God hates me. When wiping down the coffee machine I bumped the coffee handle and the handle fell down onto the draining tray and then off the draining tray and into a long black I'd just made. The long black then went all over me. (fuck.). Afterward when I went to make it again while tamping the coffee into the handle one of the people from the real estate agent came over and was asking if I could hold onto this key that someone was going to pick up from my work. So I placed the handle on the bench and turn around to grab this key and I heard this crash behind me and went "fuck". I turned around to see the handle on the floor and coffee from one end of the floor to the other. (fuck). Later on as I was making 2 flat whites I went to grab one of the cups which I'd just extracted a shot into. And whilst trying to be an awesome multi-tasking male (foaming milk, placing sugar in coffee shot and put a ham and cheese croissant under the griller) I knocked over the cup I had just extracted a shot of coffee into. (fuck!) Now trying to save this cup from tipping over I knock the seconded cup of espresso I'd just extracted. (fuckfuckfuckityfuck!)

Now I also found it weird that after my shift the night before I'd found a set of rosary beads in the car park on the ground as I was getting in my car. I think God was giving me a sign to say "heads up, I'm going to make the next couple of days absolutely shithouse".

So I've compiled I list of five songs you should listen to when you feel that God is hating on you. Cause even if he does or does not exist it is always feels better if you point the blame for your bad luck at him or whatever divine being that may or may not exist.

1. Moon Theory by Miami Horror
2. Opus 36 by Dustin O'Halloran
3. What Ever Happened by The Stokes
4. Mitsubitchi by The Subs
5. Kings of the Wild Frontier by Adam and the Ants

and of course anything by the CRYSTAL CASTLES

I have returned with the masking tape!

I thought Al Pacino was an Italian fine dining restaurant for a short moment the other day. The guy from Vittoria Coffee was installing our new coffee machine and mentioned that now Al Pacino was promoting Vittoria and I said stupidly "What's Al Pacino?".  And for a split second there I thought to myself "ohhh wait, thats that some fancy Italian fine dining restaurant somewhere in Broad Beach". The guy looked at me with a look of 'are you kidding me, stand still while I punch some sense into your head'. And as soon as think of Al Pacino Fine Italian Dining I realised who Al Pacino was and what a stupid thing I had just said and thought.