customer: Can I get a large coffee?
barista: Yes you most certainly can. What would you like?
customer: ...? {internal thoughts= "a coffee you idiot"}
Now there is this awkward moment where the customer is giving barista/customer service person "well why aren't you making be a coffee by-atch" look and barista/customer service person is waiting for customer to say "oh. Just a classic caffè latte".
barista: ...so a large?... (internal thoughts = "the bitch isn't getting it") would you like that as a flat white?... latte?... cappuccino?
customer: Oh, a skinny soy decaf latte. Thanks
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